Like Huh? Turf: J.A.C.R. Participant: If this young lady is a sign of the times, then stop the world... I'm going to throw up. We'll call'er PartyAnimal. Agent 001: Assuming the usual role. (Once inside the Bug Jar...) PartyAnimal: HI Agent 001: How's it going? PartyAnimal: GOOD AND YOU? Agent 001: I'm chilling. What's your story? PartyAnimal: HUH? Agent 001: I SAID: WHAT'S YOUR STORY!? PartyAnimal: ABOUT? Agent 001: That's right. What's your story about? PartyAnimal: I DONT HAVE ONE! Agent 001: You don't have a story? Not even one? PartyAnimal: NOPE Agent 001: So what are you; inert? PartyAnimal: HUH? Agent 001: You have no story so I'm guessing you're just inert. Am I correct? PartyAnimal: WHAT DOES INERT MEAN? Agent 001: Do you have a dicitonary where you are? PartyAnimal: NO Agent 001: How about a mirror? PartyAnimal: YEAH Agent 001: That'll do. Anyway, what did you do this past weekend? PartyAnimal: WENT TO MY AUNTS HOUSE Agent 001: And did you do anything there? Or did you just kind of stand in one spot - motionless for 48 hours? PartyAnimal: PARTIED Agent 001: Could you elaborate? 'Cause right now, I'm picturing you, standing in the middle of a living room, with a cone hat on and a party whistle in your mouth - motionless. PartyAnimal: HMMM HAVE U EVER PARTIED BEFORE OR DO U SIT AT HOME AND BE A STUDENT AND READ BOOKS AND OVERDOSE ON THE NEWS Agent 001: What do you think I am somekind of loser? I just want to know what you call a party. PartyAnimal: WELL I DRINK.... I KICK BACK. AND TO UR QUESTION...YES Agent 001: And to my question what? PartyAnimal: NEVERMIND.....SO DO U PARTY Agent 001: If by party you mean, kicking back and getting ripped... No. PartyAnimal: THEN WHAT DO U DO Agent 001: Oh I like to party... But what you said doesn't exactly sound like a party. More like loneliness and masichism. PartyAnimal: WHEN I SAY PARTY I DONT EXACTLY MEAN GO TO WILD PARTIES..... BUT ITS JUS LIKE A TERM TO USE WHEN U DRINK OR WHATEVER. WHY DO U CUT YOURSELF AND WHY ARE U LONELY Agent 001: No, I think what you do sounds lonely and masichistic. PartyAnimal: NO ITS NOT LONELY BECAUSE ID BE WITH MY FRIENDS. SO WHAT DO U DO SINCE U DONT PARTY Agent 001: And are your friends really that bad? PartyAnimal: NO Agent 001: Then why don't you enjoy their company that much? PartyAnimal: I DO!! INEVER SAID I DIDNT Agent 001: Well when you get together for a party then you get drunk right? PartyAnimal: YA!! Agent 001: Well what is it about them that you hate so much that you feel the need to seek the state of inebriation in order to feel comfortable? PartyAnimal: SPEAK ENGLISH YO. WE GET 'INEBRIATED' BECAUSE ITS FUN....THERE'S NOT EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS OR ANY MASOCHISTIC SHIZNIT EITHER Agent 001: Shiznit? Is that in fact English? PartyAnimal: WHAT DO U DO FOR FUN Agent 001: Try to guess. PartyAnimal: UM READ THE DICTIONARY Agent 001: Yeah but I haven't gotten to "S" yet so I can't say I know what "Shiznit" means... PartyAnimal: OK NOW TELL ME WHAT U REALLY DO Agent 001: I would have thought it was obvious by now. Let's just say I like to play. PartyAnimal: HOW OLD ARE YOU? Agent 001: 65. You? PartyAnimal: UM OK BYE Agent 001: Cheerio! (Am I a bastard or what?) |