Taking Candy From a Baby Turf: One fine afternoon while downloading some fine tracks, a bug jumped up into the Jar via Napster "instant message". Participant:We'll call'im JohnnyNoStars; (from the star rating system on name badges of fast food workers). Agent 004: Trying to mind his own business. (Once inside the Bug Jar...) JohnnyNoStars: I think not. Agent 004: Thanks for that, 97% downloaded and you cut me off. JohnnyNoStars: Lifes tough Agent 004: made tougher by cat stabbers like you. JohnnyNoStars: Everyone gets what they deserve sucka Agent 004: Oooh Yeah, gotta agree with you there. JohnnyNoStars: I would have let you DL fat boy slim remix of I see you baby but I checked out your library and it is way way poor and embarrassing Agent 004: Is it, is it really! I'd say you must have been playing the invisible banjo when you were downloading your collection. JohnnyNoStars: Meaning? Agent 004: My collection rocks and yours sux. You must have been distracted while you down loaded it. JohnnyNoStars: No youtys, it sux, Ive never seen such a succy collection Agent 004: I have the best collection ever. JohnnyNoStars: Every Louis Arm track and every remix and sample Louis A ever is the worst, man. Agent 004: IS that so? JohnnyNoStars: yeah Agent 004: YEAH JohnnyNoStars: YEAH Agent 004: That's as rich as a butcher's turd; you've got several Kylie Minogue trax in there!!!!!!!!! You're a gimpster, nothing surer. JohnnyNoStars: louis armstrong , old dead boring trumpet music and you have evryting they;'ve ever done Agent 004: Armstrong swings. JohnnyNoStars: Yeah I rest my case Agent 004: When Napster goes offline you'll be starved of SHITE music, what'll you do???? JohnnyNoStars: They got a reprieve we are talking fool Agent 004: OK, so you've got another week to download a lifetimes supply of SHITE! JohnnyNoStars: My tunes are btter than 100000000000 versions of th same songs by a dead trumpet dude Agent 004: I bow to your superior tastes; Boyszone and the Back Street Boys are by far greater talents than some dead guy called Louis Armstrong JohnnyNoStars: On your knees boy.. Agent 004: While I'm down here could you possibly put on a track by that musical genius britany spears? I notice you have all of her works. JohnnyNoStars: That’s why I cut you off, for your bad tast and you don nknow nothing Agent 004: well, as I don't know nothing I must therefor know something, and I've got something for you. Do you wanna know what I've got for you? JohnnyNoStars: Yeah Agent 004: Are you sure? JohnnyNoStars: What chu talking about lious (Oh a "Different Strokes" gag; Oh the wit, at this point my sides are splitting as if I was watching an original episode) Agent 004: Oh, so funny, well, it's like this. While I've kept you reading and writing, I've downloaded all I want from your library. (No response.) Agent 004: Where are you Arnold? Do you know what I'm talking about now? Oh, I see you've officially ignored me. Enjoy your muzac. |