Turf: J.A.C.R.
Participant: An innocent young girl who absolutely did nothing to deserve this. We'll call'er Ex-NewYorker.
Agent 001: Need I once more point out the ills of the internet and of the importance of critical analysis and trust?
(Once inside the Bug Jar...)
Ex-NewYorker: hey whats up? a/s/l
Agent 001: 17 m ny, You?
(Checked her bio and gave her exactly what she needed to hear: Opposite sex and slightly older.)
Ex-NewYorker: 15/f/nm. what part of ny are u from
Agent 001: The city that never sleeps.
Ex-NewYorker: wow I used to live in brooklyn
(What luck!)
Agent 001: Well how about that!
Ex-NewYorker: on wycoff st.
Agent 001: Really? Wycoff, that sounds familiar...
Ex-NewYorker: DO YOU GO TO CENTRAL PARK ALOT???????
Agent 001: Every chance I get.
Ex-NewYorker: COOL WHAT ELSE DO U DO IN THE FUN CITY
Agent 001: Wait a minute - Wycoff Street, I just remembered where I'd heard that...
Ex-NewYorker: WHERE? DO YOU GOT A PIC?
Agent 001: It was in the paper last week after that earth quake.
Ex-NewYorker: THERE WAS AN EARTHQUAKE,WAS IT BAD??????
Agent 001: Well, not bad for the most part except for at Wycoff and - oh, I can't remember the other street name...
Ex-NewYorker: HOW SCARY DID ANYBODY GET HURT
Agent 001: Well, yeah. Wycoff Street is gone now.
Ex-NewYorker: ARE YOU SERIOUS
Agent 001: This huge crack just split it down the middle and the buildings caved in on both sides.
Ex-NewYorker: DANG
Agent 001: Then it filled with water from the river. It was quite something.
Ex-NewYorker: WHAT A TRIP
Agent 001: And you say you used to live on that street?
Ex-NewYorker: YES
Agent 001: Man! You must be one of the luckiest people in the world! When did you move?
Ex-NewYorker: CAN YOU REMEMBER WHAT STREET WYCOFF AND????? WELL I LIVED THERE ABOUT 12 YRS. AGO
Agent 001: Uh... I'm not sure, I think the other street had an "E" in it?
Ex-NewYorker: BUT PEOPLE I KNOW LIVE ON THAT STREET
Agent 001: Not anymore!
Ex-NewYorker: TRUE
Agent 001: So did you hear about those tornados sweeping across New Mexico?
Ex-NewYorker: NO WHAT PART
Agent 001: Well there are so many of them, that its just like a curtain sweeping over from west to east.
Ex-NewYorker: G2G EMAIL ME LATER
Agent 001: Okay! Board up those windows!
(Am I a bastard or what?)
