Turf: Seriously though, does it really make a difference?
Participant: An attention starved simpleton who tries too hard. We'll call'im KrazyDrugs69.
Agent 001: Anyone who has to tell you they're crazy is not crazy. They're just pitiful and they hate that about themselves.
(Once inside the Bug Jar...)
Agent 001: Hey i can't read your type, black letters on a black background doesn't work so well.
KrazyDrugs69: i can read it, you just im me o.k.
(Once we got the technical problems out the way...)
Agent 001: Hey this works now.
KrazyDrugs69: aight
Agent 001: Eight what?
KrazyDrugs69: your eight years old?
Agent 001: I am?
KrazyDrugs69: i dont know are you?
Agent 001: No. Are you?
KrazyDrugs69: no im 19
Agent 001: Really, what a coincidence.
KrazyDrugs69: female or male???
Agent 001: I thought maybe you were 69.
KrazyDrugs69: nope im a druggy
Agent 001: You're a "druggy"... I don't get it.
KrazyDrugs69: i like drugs dude
Agent 001: You like drugs. What kinds of drugs?
KrazyDrugs69: vicodin, weed, hydrocodone, xanax, valium
Agent 001: So you just collect them or what?
KrazyDrugs69: no i do them
Agent 001: You "do" them?
KrazyDrugs69: yea
(Like oh my gawd, that is so freaky! I'm like talking to a real druggy! Like oh my gawd!)
Agent 001: I see. Do you happen to have an advanced paranoia about seeing hats on top of beds?
(I didn't exactly give him the reaction he was hoping for.)
KrazyDrugs69: dont think so,BYE
Agent 001: Hang on hang on - i'm interested in this. That's from a movie called Drugstore Cowboy...
KrazyDrugs69: thats a cool movie, i gotta go later
Agent 001: You gotta go where later?
KrazyDrugs69: nevermind lets chat where you from dude? i have big muscles
Agent 001: NY, you?
KrazyDrugs69: texas i work out everyother day. do you live in the city? i've always wanted to go there
Agent 001: The one that never sleeps, yup.
KrazyDrugs69: how old are you
Agent 001: You work out and do profuse amounts of drugs? How's that work out for you?
KrazyDrugs69: yea i love it. it works out fine. gotta take care of your body it'll be with you forever
Agent 001: Take care of your body? You mean by feeding it as much narcotics as it can take?
KrazyDrugs69: i dont take that many drugs those are just the drugs i like
KrazyDrugs69: oh yea i quit smokin weed yesterday
Agent 001: I see, 'cause taking care of your body really matters to you?
KrazyDrugs69: pretty much
Agent 001: And you take drugs...
KrazyDrugs69: im young dumb and full of cum
("Point Break", 1991 starring Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves.)
KrazyDrugs69: what are you a preacher?????
Agent 001: No, I'm a psychology student. I'm just trying to catch up to your logic.
KrazyDrugs69: THEY ARE LEGAL DRUGS
Agent 001: What are legal drugs?
KrazyDrugs69: PRESCRIPTION DRUGS im a looney tune i kill people and eat them my name is hannibal lector
("The Silence of the Lambs", also 1991 starring Anthony Hopkins and Jodie Foster... I'll assume he's referencing the movie and not the Thomas Harris novel since he misspelled "Lecter")
Agent 001: I see. People are red meat though - that's not so good for your body...
KrazyDrugs69: shut the hell up
Agent 001: Are you entering the aggressive phase of your trip, just now?
KrazyDrugs69: leave me alone before i kill you!!!
Agent 001: Ooh, hyper aggressive...
KrazyDrugs69: thats it im coming over
Agent 001: Ooh, I'll start warming up the spoons...
KrazyDrugs69: just stop fucking with me, you're a dork
Agent 001: Kid, I wouldn't fuck with you with a ten foot pole.
KrazyDrugs69: oh really i bet you have no friends LOSER HAHAHA
Agent 001: Was that "no friends" or "no fiends"?
KrazyDrugs69: YOUR COOL NOT! DIRTY BASTARD LEAVE ME
