Turf: The cess pool of wasted minds.
Participant: One such wasted mind. We'll call'em Grey Matter.
Agent 005: After dispensing with the small talk gets straight into some real mindlessness.
(Once inside the Bug Jar...)
Grey Matter: what kind of stuff do you like to do? and where in nj do you live?
Agent 005: Trenton
Grey Matter: that's cool
Agent 005: the usual, drugs, animal sex, pornography
Grey Matter: so, how did you get my name?
Agent 005: random surf
Grey Matter: oh... ok
Agent 005: how'd you get mine?
Grey Matter: i didn't get yours... you got mine...
Agent 005: then how'd you IM me?
Grey Matter: i don't think i im'ed you...
Agent 005: then how did this window even start?
Grey Matter: it may have been my roommate on my sn
Grey Matter: i don't know
Agent 005: no, this is the first time I've spoken to you - is this on candid camera?
Grey Matter: oh... ok i don't think so
Agent 005: you don't think so huh....who are you working for?
Grey Matter: um... no one right now...
Agent 005: FBI, PTA, VC, CIA?
Grey Matter: aspca? heehee
Agent 005: sure sure... that's what they all say
Agent 005: I'm on to your little game... you're not gonna catch me...
Grey Matter: is it really? are you? :-)
Agent 005: I don't know... is it, am I... your talking nonsense now
Grey Matter: and you're not? c'mon now... :-)
Agent 005: that's just what you want isn't it... for me to come along
Grey Matter: and?
Agent 005: Daddy? are you my Daddy?
Grey Matter: i don't think so... but i'll check into it
Agent 005: check into what? your not making sense, you're just talking crazy talk
Grey Matter: nothing nevermind
Agent 005: alwaysmind... countermind... undermind... this is a fun game
Grey Matter: sure it is...
Agent 005: but is it sure? that is the question that really matters now isn't it?
Grey Matter: absolutely!
Agent 005: is it positive?
Grey Matter: you are very weird...
Agent 005: no I'm not
Grey Matter: yes you are... look at what you're talking about...
Agent 005: are what? r2d2 that's what. I won't, you can't make me
Grey Matter: hey!...i always say that!
Agent 005: but say that always and someone's bound to stand you up, then you feel all rejected
Grey Matter: what? what are you talking about? i'm confused...
Agent 005: as opposed to profused? why don't you like fuses, they put power in your house? I'm not talking about, I'm standing perfectly still, are you talking about, that must be difficult to carry the keyboard
Grey Matter: you're weird
Agent 005: no, I'm wired, hooked up to the socket... bzzzzzzt. oh well, Nice talking with you, perhaps another time ehh...?
Grey Matter: perhaps if you're lucky
Agent 005: luck is a result of perspective
Grey Matter: sure it is
Agent 005: or is a tulser of perspective...or was it reslut? to slut again...?
