Turf: Some dink's mental construct.
Participant: Not the usual low brow masturbating geek online - the high brow masturbating kind. We'll call'im Romantic Perv.
Agent 006: God's gift to horny sissies online.
(Once inside the Bug Jar...)
Romantic Perv: will you marry me?
Agent 006: You have money?
Romantic Perv: no. goldiggers aren't my type. it works well because i'm not their type either.
Agent 006: *sniff* does this mean the wedding is off?
Romantic Perv: does this mean you are a golddigger?
Agent 006: Ummm well... Exactly how much money do you have?
Romantic Perv: I do have a nice ring =<> (that a really nice ring!)
Agent 006: Oh yes? I get it right?
Romantic Perv: right. where would you like to get married?
Agent 006: Oh can we go to California? Preferably Monterey. On the beach.
Romantic Perv: mm sounds nice, sand, sunset. I like it. what does the bride to be look like? how old, if you don't mind my asking.
Agent 006: 25. Well what's my future husband look like, hmmm?
Romantic Perv: I'm 5'9" 175lbbs, short blone hair, medium blue eyes. your turn :)
Agent 006: 5'6" 120lbs, long blonde hair, and green eyes
Romantic Perv: :9 YUMM!!!! do you have apicture?
Agent 006: hehehe, do you?
Romantic Perv: no pic yet. :( leeme go look brb.
(Moments later...)
Romantic Perv: :9 now my heart is pounding! nice picture. hehehe what will you wear to our wedding?
Agent 006: Thank you..:) Oh ummm... A sheet. A white sheet of course.
Romantic Perv: haha that would be nice. I hope it is backless. hehe. I thought we could get a house on the beach in Monterey. one with a plate glass wall looking out to the ocean...
Agent 006: Oh yes, that would be nice.
Romantic Perv: a nice fireplace for those chilly evenings.... a white bearskin sprawled out on the floor...
Agent 006: Oh that's tacky. Yuppies don't have bearskin rugs.
Romantic Perv: well I am not a yuupy, sorry, you would have to comprimise on that... A beautiful bed, covered in white satin pillows, (to match your sheet) with a sheer whtie canopy draped over it. what do you think.
Agent 006: Canopies are for sissies. Let's get a sleigh bed.
Romantic Perv: mm a sleigh sounds good. waiting for us is a warm fire and cool champange...
Romantic Perv: I take two tall crystal glasses and pour sparkling bubbly down the side of each. we sip our glasses together, arms interlocked.. suddenly I toss my head back and finish my glass, before you realize what is happening I sweep your feet from beneathe you....
Romantic Perv: now to that beautiful sleigh bed, or shall we stay here on the bearskin.
Agent 006: Then a huge wave comes crashing into the large glass window!!!
Romantic Perv: ?
Agent 006: *sniff* your face was sliced open when the glass shattered.
