List of Songs along with a brief background about the inspiration behind this unavailable album, Right Temperature Wrong Hole, by Tom Simpson. 1. Brave New World A man should not go anywhere without a sling shot. 2. Bent Cigar I love those old Clint Eastwood movies. Those little cigars he smokes look so cool. Have you ever tried one? Well they do LOOK cool! This is really just another song about barfing. 3. Trends and Time I spent allot of time trying to determine what is a trend? and what is a fad? The dictionary was very helpful. I actually though about calling this one "Dictionary". That sounded a little too Parker Brothers or Milton Bradley? 4. The Lady Needs Another Bag Nervous diabetics should not fly. When flying I now ask all my neighbor if they are diabetic. 5. Tragedy of The Day I read somewhere that when poled; a group of 100 people said they would rather read about being killed than actually killing someone themselves. I think this is a good thing, thus the happy little jingle. 6. Over the Years This is exactly how I like my hair cut. 7. The Title Track Song Were Led Zepplin not the coolest with The "This" Song, The "That" Song, The "Song" Does This and The "Song" Does That? Freakin' song wizards! 8. Morning Melody Do you ever get up in the morning and without even listening to the radio or anything, one of history's most irritating melodies enters your head and becomes your personal soundtrack for the next two to three weeks? I have "Lovin' You" by Minnie Riperton right now and it's seem s to be stuck on the la la la la la part! 9. The Baron and His Baseball Diamond When I was a kid I had this friend who used to make up the rules to our pick-up baseball games as the game was being played. I could never understand why "over the fence" was a home run for him and a double for me. Thank to him, I really hate baseball! 10. Graphically Compelling Have you ever found yourself on a web site.... then you question the legal consequences for even looking at the stuff? Then you wonder if someone is looking at the traffic going to your machine? Then you "click" for next?