Tom Simpson   There are millions of people who would love to get a shot at Hitler if he were alive today. I think that if you were going to do something about it you have to make it fun...right? The Scene: Late one summers eve you block off the Trans Canada highway between Montreal and Ottawa. Randomly place a few dozen 8x8x8 blocks of cement. Leave enough room at either side so an average driver, moving at a safe speed could make it past a block with ease. The Vehicle: Would there be any significance if we were to seat him comfortably in a brand new Mercedes top of the line luxury model? Yes..the Nazi German Bastard will experience horrifying terror in a German car. Customizing of the car: 1. The gas pedal is rigged to increase the speed by 10% every 5 minutes. 2. The brakes? What brakes? 3. The steering column is rigged in such a manner that it locks for 1 second at random intervals. 4. On the dash board there is a candle burning. 5. On the top corner of both the driver and passenger seats there are razor sharp blades that point up and towards the back seat of the car. 6. In the back seat there is a 200 gallon plastic bag filled with naphtha. 7. As well on the dash there are three cameras mounted so the world can monitor the terror on Adolph's face as he negotiates his trip down the Trans Canada. 8. The driver seat's heater is modified to reach searing temperatures that exceed 300 degrees. 9. Once our driver is seated, the doors are welded shut. 10. Every 10 minutes the air climatization system releases 1 cc of mace. The Driver: 1. In order to keep his hands away from his face, his arms are restrained, but not so much that he can't execute a decent steering manoeuvre. 2. A tube runs from a 40 ounce bottle of vodka that is strapped to the ceiling of the car to deep inside Hitler's mouth. Every 7 minutes a one ounce shot of vodka is released. If he attempts to spit the vodka out another shot is released instantly. Just imagine the satisfaction or call me sick, it's your choice?