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Tom Simpson List of Songs along with a brief background about the inspiration behind this unavailable album, 45 RPM by The Stuff: Rabid Froth Boy Place directly in your mouth, 2 table spoons of baking soda, 1/4 cup of vinegar. Stand in front of your Mom and make choking sounds. Everybody's Dylan In the old days you could put a 45 on the turntable without one of those center guides. Line it up a little off center and no matter who you listened it would sound like Dylan. What fun! My Favorite Fascist Definitely not Hitler. This is really about how much I hate Hitler. Blue Suitcase I once got locked in a suit case for a short while. I guess that is why I get all nervous in suit cases now. Cheek Full O' Peas I used to think I hated peas. You see I would put them all in my mouth using my left cheek as a holding tank. Then I could eat my dinner and later spit out those peas that I hated so much. I later realized how much time and trouble I could save by just swallowing them. Good Idea I used to keep a felt pen ready by my bed at night so when I woke up with a good idea I could write it down. Then one night I woke up with an idea and the pen was dried up. Too bad, I think that was one of my better ones. Why Me? I'll bet this is all you could hear during the sinking of the Titanic. Bags of Steel People that carry a lot of steel around should use bags with good handles. I think this is a huge business opportunity for some bag maker somewhere. Whirling Dervish "Like a whirling dervish", what does this mean exactly. I would believe it to be a big band dance step that involved a lot of spinning, good shoes and horn rimmed glasses. The Bar Six Dear Mr. Cadbury, You suck for dropping this delightful treat from your chocolate bar selection. |
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