Wisdom Through Humor
Still Life With Dog

4.5 - May 2001

4.4 - April 2001

4.3 - March 2001

4.2 - February 2001

3.12 - December 2000

3.11 - November 2000

3.10 - October 2000

3.9 - September 2000

3.8 - August 2000

3.7 - July 2000

3.6 - June 2000

3.5 - May 2000

3.4 - April 2000

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May 2001 - top

Mountains Out of a MO-lehill

01/May/21 - Karl receives a subliminal message, and Slo Mo's fate is sealed.

April 2001 - top

Hot Wheels

01/Apr/30 - Slo Mo learns why you should never ask a guy if you look fat, and why you should never EVER shout "SQUIRREL!" while wearing rollerblades.

Birds Of A Feather

01/Apr/06 - Slo Mo's got stars in her eyes and butterflies in her tummy... And chicken poo in her garage.

March 2001 - top

Gone Fishin' (Part 2)

01/Mar/27 - Slo Mo single-handedly saves herself from a body-slamming reptile, forges her own path through the wilderness, and bags herself a cute guy. Not bad for someone who's dying to take a leak.

Gone Fishin' (Part 1)

01/Mar/13 - There are lots of terrific and effective ways to unwind after a stressful week. Kayaking in a deadly swamp isn't one of them...

February 2001 - top

Lessons In Paradise - Part 7

01/Feb/18 - Slo Mo learns about stomach pumps, rodeos, and the miracle of nature's food chain.

2001: A FAQ Odyssey

01/Feb/04 - Slo Mo brings you her special 2001 New Year's update... In February. We don't call her SLO for nothing.

December 2000 - top

No Room At The Inn

00/Dec/24 - Slo Mo and Dog give up on the holiday spirit... But it doesn't give up on them.

Come On Baby, Light My Fire

00/Dec/17 - Slo Mo shines her candle on suburban life, and learns some things are better left in the dark.

Long Day's Journey Into Road Rage

00/Dec/10 - Slo Mo goes in search of the ever-elusive Boston, and discovers there's no place like home.

The Attack of Bridezilla

00/Dec/03 - Slo Mo has an encounter with a fire-breathing, veil-wearing, invitation-sending monster. And Dog does absolutely nothing to protect her.

November 2000 - top

Thanksgiving For Ingrates

00/Nov/26 - Slo Mo and Dog take time out from their busy, spoiled schedules to show a little gratitude. And if they can do it, then you can do it, too!

The Dog Ate My Homework

00/Nov/19 - Slo Mo is still being held hostage by angry voters in Florida. In the meantime, we give you this previously-unpublished episode from last spring.

How I Survived The American Election

00/Nov/12 - The heartwarming saga of how one poor little Canadian girl ended up at centre-stage for The Greatest Show On Earth... minus the heartwarming part.

Lessons In Paradise (Part 6)

00/Nov/06 - Charity shmarity - Slo Mo learns that it doesn't pay to be a philanthropist. Especially if it involves wearing a float belt.

October 2000 - top

Running With The Devil

00/Oct/29 - Slo Mo is responsible for your children's complete lack of morality and the entire breakdown of your society. She's so bad, she even causes tooth decay. She's also the reason why your kids may have fun this Halloween.

Interview With The Vampire

00/Oct/22 - More than just trick-or-treaters were coming to Slo Mo's front door this haunting season!

Lessons In Paradise (Part 5)

00/Oct/08 - Slo Mo learns there's no such thing as a free rub - but you can't blame a gal for trying!

The Spy Chronicles

00/Oct/01 - Naked lunatics, painted bananas, missing dogs... Slo Mo gets fed up and goes vigilante. News at eleven.

September 2000 - top

Blown Away

00/Sep/24 - Slo Mo goes in search of emergency supplies and finds the perfect storm.

Notes From Nirvana

00/Sep/09 - Our courageous heroine is trapped in paradise and has decided she ain't no happy camper.

Magic Carpet Ride

00/Sep/03 - Whoa man, far out, Slo Mo take the mother of all bad trips!

August 2000 - top

Lessons In Paradise (part 4)

00/Aug/27 - Bozo The Clown, Edible underwear and Charlton Heston; only Slo Mo could bring these things together.

Of Boys and Boogie Boards and Bad-Ass Bedlam

00/Aug/20 - Slo Mo learns about childcare... The hard way.

Better To Have Loved And Lost Than Never To Have... Aw, Screw It!

00/Aug/13 - All men are NOT created equal. Not even close.

Veterinary Sciences 101

00/Aug/06 - Healing your inner canine, the Slo Mo way.

July 2000 - top

Better Living Through Symmetry

00/Jul/30 - Slo Mo ponders love and loss and the meaning of life. Featuring Roma Downey and Lenny Kravitz, with a special guest star appearance by Barbra Streisand.

Lessons In Paradise (Part 3)

00/Jul/23 - Slo Mo discovers that some people can be so cranky about how you treat their dog, their car... their beach side home...

"Dear Mo"... Love Letters From Abroad

00/Jul/16 - While Kat's away Mo will play.

Sex And Drugs And Stars And Stripes

00/Jul/09 - Dog throws a Fourth of July party, Slo Mo get's to clean up.

Trail Blazing: How I Learned To Eat Dirt And Love It

00/Jul/02 - First off, the Florida bad lands; next stop, Mo and the X-Games.

June 2000 - top

Never Mind The Bollocks

00/Jun/25 - From giant testicles to mail fraud - all fingers point to Mo.

Lick Free Or Die

00/Jun/18 - A butterfly flaps it's wings and Mo has an epiphany.

Lessons In Paradise (part 2)

00/Jun/11 - The dos and don'ts of pool maintenance and Jello making.

My New Best Friends

00/Jun/04 - Suburban longing for big city life leads Slo Mo to seek others of her kind.

May 2000 - top

This Is Dog's World - We Merely Live In It

00/May/28 - What went wrong that Slo Mo finds herself working for man's best friend.

Lessons In Paradise (part 1)

00/May/21 - This week: When kitchens turn against their masters.

Marine Biology 101

00/May/14 - Sharks in the water and hustlers on the beach, it's probably time to call it a day.

The Tit Hit The Fan

00/May/07 - Vomit, carnage, infestation - and it's time to meet the neighbors.

April 2000 - top

Do You Know The Way To San Jose... And If So, Can We Bum A Ride?

00/Apr/30 - Another day in Paradise and learning the nuances of Dog.

And Then There Was Dog

00/Apr/23 - Slo Mo meets Dog and arrives at her new home.

All This And A Convertible Too

00/Apr/15 - The introduction to Slo Mo and the Still Life With Dog chronicle.

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