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![]() | ![]() Halloween Special 1999 - Issue 2.10h - top ![]() It All Amounts To No More Than Peanuts and Pennies ![]() Let's get back down to what Halloween is really all about; getting ill off profuse amounts of candy. ![]() October 1999 - Issue 2.10 - top ![]() A Splash of Sunshine ![]() Look before you mow, or like Jon, you may wind up with something worse than egg on your face. ![]() September 1999 - Issue 2.9 - top ![]() Shocking Truth: Stories of Murder ![]() Lock up your pets! It may have been a long while ago, but Jon still has that twitchy look in his eyes... ![]() August 1999 - Issue 2.8 - top ![]() Squeaks Maroon ![]() Meet Jon's trusty side kick, Squeaks Maroon... ![]() July 1999 - Issue 2.7 - top ![]() Showers, Shit Shampoos and the Soap Shaft ![]() Imagine soft running water, a soapy lather all over your skin... and Jon Dy passing you the face cloth... ![]() June 1999 - Issue 2.6 - top ![]() Whackin' the Weeds ![]() Jon's got a new job, and man, it sounds like it sure beats the calm, cool video clerk life... ![]() Those Evil Emissions ![]() Some things are better left unsaid... in fact some things are better left unheard altogether... ![]() May 1999 - Issue 2.5 - top ![]() A Typical Spring ![]() By now you're all aware that "typical" has a completely different meaning for Jon... ![]() A Whole Lotta Sex ![]() Outlaws on motorbikes, fortunes, sex and probably not what you're thinking... ![]() April 1999 - Issue 2.4 - top ![]() A Day in the Life of a Videostore Clerk ![]() I wondered what customers I'd encounter on this night and what situations they'd present me with but by no means was I prepared for the coming evening's events... ![]() The Easter Challenge ![]() Jon recalls the Easters of yesterday and the childhood turmoil of hoarding the most chocolate. ![]() March 1999 - Issue 2.3 - top ![]() My Burger To Be ![]() Jon explores the lives of the most exciting creatures in the animal kingdom: Cows! ![]() Your Nail in the Wind, A Thorn in my Side ![]() So perfect, so clean, immaculate even. I take a few seconds to admire the beautiful job that has been done in the tedious task of clipping my fingernails... ![]() February 1999 - Issue 2.2 - top ![]() Loner's Lament: A Valentine's Day Story ![]() And as I am not about to take the ol girl out for dinner or buy her flowers or make love to this 13 year old modified lawn mower... ![]() Oh Glorious Shit ![]() If anyone ever tells you print is dead, there's substantial evidence for why that is... Jonathan explores the craft of making paper from animal dung. ![]() January 1999 - Issue 2.1 - top ![]() Peeping Squirrel Part II ![]() They're still out there... ![]() The Road to Insanity Begins with the Furby (Double Edition!) ![]() Jon got this one in a little bit late, but never the less, we couldn't miss the opportunity to publish this side splitting crack at consumerist hysteria. ![]() December 1998 - Issue 1.4 - top ![]() The Chris Cringle Crack Down ![]() The man, the myth... the slave-drivin' selfish bastard... ![]() Wooly the Mammoth (Double Edition!) ![]() A particular take on winter outer-wear followed by a seasonal poem of sorts... ![]() November 1998 - Issue 1.3 - top ![]() Coffee Spill ![]() It was just one of those days... ![]() Peeping Squirrel ![]() Seen any suspicious rodents lately? Don't let their cuddly exterior fool you... They're watching. ![]() October 1998 - Issue 1.2 - top ![]() Forkin' Rotten Milk ![]() Mmm... Breakfast goodness served up thick and cheesy. ![]() |
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