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June 1999 - Issue 2.6 - top

Too Many Couches

T-Bone's movie inspired by Tom's song inspired by some cartoon... Huh? Just take a look. (Flash plug-in required).

Andersen's Eye: Telly's Terrible Traps and Outright Hornswoggling

Call now! Wait, not yet! Read this first... See what Andersen has uncovered about telephone ordering.

I Only Hate White People

Don't jump to conclusions about this one before you read it...

The Stuff: Bobby Orr's Knee

This month's liner notes to The Stuff's fifth album by Tom Simpson...

Our National Passe-Temps

Mak invites you to visit the beautiful and ridiculous province of Québec.

May 1999 - Issue 2.5 - top

Virus Warning

A press release from TheWax.com regarding the possibility of a certain virus that has come to our attention.

School Sucks

But does it have to? Anna takes a look at the post secondary educational system.

The Stuff: Wicked Overbite

Laugh out loud liner notes to The Stuff's fourth album by Tom Simpson...

Andersen's Eye: TV Tie In

When scrutinizing the ridiculousness of the evening news leads to a call to the television station; Andersen just doesn't hold back.

April 1999 - Issue 2.4 - top

God Is So Dead

I was presented with what seemed to be the second best argument for the existence of god. The argument goes as follows...

Polite Comportment and Genteel Behavior

Andersen's guide to a slice of sur-rural life for ya.

Do I Sound Bitter?

As does the rest of TheWax.com, Anna struggles with the issue of identity.

The Stuff: It's Not Funny Anymore

New humorous and thought provoking liner notes from the third album by Tom Simpson's The Stuff.

March 1999 - Issue 2.3 - top

Torture-A-Fish v2.1

"There's a natural hootchy-kootchy to a goldfish" is what Walt Disney once said. No idea what that means, but here's a cartoon fish you can torture! TheWax presents: T-bone's Stress Relief Aquarium v.2.1... (NB: This piece is Flash based).

Sucking

Andersen's Eye: You see that box on top of your television set through which cable television enters your home? Touch it.

Home Theatre

Justin A. Guy is a little upset that video killed the theatre star.

Meaninglessness

"I think women have the intellectual capacity of apes," is what I may as well have said to these idiots for all their presumptuous little minds could tell...- Mak Faene explains high art to the layman.

February 1999 - Issue 2.2 - top

The Winter (part 2)

Storm and Salvation; tyler gibb views an island under the press of ice, a plea from the desperate and the greed of men.

Love Tester

Interactive, intuitive, wise and silly, T-Bone's Love Tester will answer, predict and advise. But you won't be able to enjoy it without the proper Flash plug-in.

Right Temperature, Wrong Hole

More humorous and thought provoking liner notes from the second album by Tom Simpson's The Stuff.

Putting the "F" Back in "Friend"

In time for the big Love Day; Little Trouble Girl wants to have her cake and eat it too.

Andersen's Eye

TV: Drug of Choice. If television were a drug, one would have to have a prescription in order to have access to it.

Waifs Attack!

You could call it an ideological catfight. A weird backlash has arisen from the movement to stop the assembly line of waif-ish models.

January 1999 - Issue 2.1 - top

The Winter (part 1)

Drop and Drag, Push and Plow; tyler gibb ventures out into the cold winter's morning for a look at a small segment of northern culture.

Maybe It's Your Upper Lip

Justin A. Guy's proposition is to do away with all under-arm deodorant.

Sorry Planet Earth...

...There Is No Saving Us Because I Am a Liar. Marc schultz is tormented by his moral unrest.

The Stuff

Tom Simpson brings you hilarious liner notes from an album by "The Stuff."

December 1998 - Issue 1.4 - top

Montreal: The Ugliest Place on Earth

What has spawned tyler's severe anger towards the city of Montreal?

Death by Vending Machine

A university student was recently crushed to death beneath a soda machine... Justin A. Guy can't help but wonder what they wrote on the tomb stone.

TheWaX-mas Holiday Album

TheWax, in association with apartment13.com have just released a bogus collection of their favourite holiday songs! You can hear samples of the album right now through your computer-m'thingy!

Santa Corp. Exposed

A brutal comment on what he calls "X-ian culture", t-bone lets you inside Santa Corp. to meet the victims of the holidays. T-bone's warning: This audio-visual gallery is for a mature audience, kids won't get it unless you're patient enough to explain free enterprise and exploitation to them. (This production is Flash based).

The Trailer (a review)

Justin A. Guy takes a look at the next step in the George Lucas' Star Wars series; "The Trailer for Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace."

November 1998 - Issue 1.3 - top

Torture-A-Fish

Stress Relief Interactivity by t-bone!

Gun Culture

A look at gun control by marc schultz.

Torture Hitler

Sardonic humor by Tom Simpson.

Johnny Got His Gun

A review from tyler gibb.


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